Death By Failing
This sign should probably be posted everywhere in the universe, just in case.
View ArticleBedroom Police
This ad has been banned in Australia because it’s demeaning to men who suffer from premature ejaculation.
View ArticleBoy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
The Onion News Network interviews a 12-year-old struggling with the tragic ability to spell words normal people can’t even pronounce.
View ArticleSusan Boyle's 2nd Place Finish
Susan Boyle did not win “Britain’s Got Talent”! This dance troupe did!
View ArticleTurbo Heather Extreme
Turbo Heather is the most EXTREME radio-controlled Southern belle on the market.
View ArticleCool Guys Don't Look at Explosions
Andy Samberg and Will Ferrell sing a song about how cool guys are too busy being cool to look at the stuff they just blew up.
View ArticleTweeting While Jogging
Safety tip: using Twitter while jogging may cause injury and embarrassing newspaper articles.
View ArticleOsel Hita Torres
When he was 14 months old, the Dalai Lama declared that Osel was the reincarnation of a spiritual leader called Lama Yeshe. Now he’s 24, calls himself Oz, and wants to be a filmmaker, not a monk.
View ArticleObama Endorses Conan
Well, that should settle it. President Obama thinks Conan will do a great job hosting the Tonight Show. Internet speculation on how successful Conan will be is officially over now, right?
View ArticleKim Jong Un
Kim Jong Il has reportedly chosen his youngest son to become North Korea’s next leader.
View ArticleCat vs. Dog
This foolish dog has no hope of withstanding this cat’s withering evil eye.
View ArticleSelf-Sustainable Chair
This all-in-one dress/chair combo comes attached to shoes that pump air into the back of the dress while you walk, forming a chair, which then deflates as soon as you sit on it.
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